Anime World Order Show # 253 – I Look In the Mirror, Pork Cutlet Looks Back At Me

Clarissa reviews the hottest anime of the year! The year 2016, that is. YURI!!! on ICE isn’t as rude as the hockey player dudes of today, but men’s figure skaters can have their own heated rivalry! Or maybe they’re an extended series of “Russian taunts.”

Introduction (0:00 – 43:07)
The Crunchyroll Anime Awards just concluded, and this year it’s not just us wondering what the deal is. Even the Japanese language edition of Wired (archived here should that be paywalled) is doing articles pontificating on how weird it is that an awards for anime with no Japanese judges and no Japanese users (because Crunchyroll is geoblocked from being accessed within Japan) elects to hold their awards show in Japan while not targeting Japanese audiences.

There were multiple theatrical anime showings at the movie theaters lately. We all missed out on seeing Visionary Director Creator Shoji Kawamori’s latest film, Labyrinth, since apparently it contains zero dance magic and is entirely about how you kids need to put down that cell phone. But Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway: The Sorcery of Nymph Circe has proven something of a litmus test within the Gundam fanbase overall, due to its lack of emphasis on mecha action in favor of a protagonist trying desperately not to be horny on main like the mind’s eye versions of his heroes. Hopefully we needn’t wait another five years before JUSTICE FOR CHAN IS SERVED. For now, the highlights of Bandai’s financial statements for the fiscal year is showing that Mobile Suit Gundam is bringing more money to them than Dragon Ball, Naruto, and One Piece. Sure, that’s just Bandai’s cut rather than the overall take, but anybody trying to tell you that GQuuuuuuX or Witch From Mercury were somehow financially unsuccessful should be blocked and unsubscribed for either lying like hell or being outlandishly wrong.

17:41: We continue to notice oddities with the Crunchyroll Store, and haven’t been the only ones. We read an email from a former Crunchyroll employee–we checked, it’s real–which more or less confirms everything we’ve been speculating and then some. Something tells us we ought to do an interview about this.

We wrap up things by talking up the revamped and expanding MediaOCD store before hating some more on the speculative market vultures who so far haven’t proven successful at doing to English-translated anime and manga what they did to used videogames, trading cards, and American comicbooks.

Review: YURI!!! on ICE (43:07 – 1:35:20)
Clarissa met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and tribal tattoo-trunked legs of stone
Stand in the blizzard. Near them, on the ice,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose grin,
And winked single eye, and sneer of pure hetero command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The finger-gunned hands that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the medal pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Jean-Jacques Leroy, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Yes, I was born to make history!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level zamboni’ed ice stretches far away.

In other words, we regret to inform everybody that it’s been a full decade now since this series from director Sayo Yamamoto took the globe by storm, igniting a fandom so large it broke containment from the usual anime otaku circles. The most unexpected of unexpected hits, it resulted in Sayo Yamamoto never directing a full anime series ever again; the formal announcement that the planned theatrical film sequel was canceled was only made last year. Although as of this writing it remains readily available via streaming, given all that’s going on you might want to consider buying the series on home video while it’s still readily available (the Limited Edition is long out of print).

[extremely Stormer from Jem and the Holograms voice] But Yuri, you’re still among the absolute best in the world!
But Yuri’s got a point. Even at the elite final level, nobody remembers the guy who came in 6th place out of 6.
Claims that the title is misleading due to a lack of lesbians are absurd! But look! See? There’s Yuri and he’s on the ice.
Yuri Plisetsky is another, more different, Yuri. Victor randomly decides to call him “Yurio” to distinguish him from pig katsudon Yuri.
[extremely Fight Club narrator voice] This is my HOUSE. What are you DOING in my HOUSE?! Victor and Marla may have something in common, I suppose…

Anime World Order Show # 252 – Your Choice is Between a Full Color Palette Or Emily Blunt’s Biceps

In this episode, Gerald has this terrible feeling of…of déjà vu. Nevertheless, we’re getting this episode out just on the edge of tomorrow. Fitting, since we’re in a live, die, repeat sort of cycle this time around, as Gerald reviews the feature film anime adaptation of All You Need Is Kill, which is not quite the same as the original light novel, manga adaptation of same, or the Hollywood live-action film.

Hear me out. Each version has their own highly commendable merits, okay?

Introduction (0:00 – 58:03)
We somehow got emailed about potentially being a consultant by an alleged Japanese company that perhaps didn’t grasp that Anime World Order is not, in fact, a licensor or publisher of anime or manga in the US, but after the answers Daryl gave them to the sample questions provided, it’s not a surprise they never did set up that Zoom meeting.

We’ve debuted the first episode of AWOmake, a bonus podcast for our Patreon subscribers at the $5 and $10 tiers (and soon, the $3 tier when we add it, which will be once Patreon moves us off of per-creation billing and we have to begin the process of sunsetting the $1 tier). The plan for that is to be an irregularly produced freebie bonus where we talk about non-anime/manga topics. For episode 1 Gerald has thoughts on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and we all weigh in on our feelings regarding the Fallout series of videogames. If you need to hear more of Daryl, The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast celebrates its 20th anniversary, and he was on to discuss Robocop and remember that time when Robocop shot that dude in the dick.

There’s an upcoming short film called Found in Translation that’s going to be all about the VHS “fansub” operation Arctic Animation. We were too slow in getting this out in time before their crowdfund campaign ended, but fortunately they met their goal successfully. We relay some of our own experiences and memories of Arctic Animation as well as their enduring legacy on subtitling efforts both fan and official which endure to this day, since one way or another, they are undeniably of historical significance.

What had better NOT become historically significant is the latest attempt to force a speculator-driven market upon Japanese comics and animation through blatant falsehoods and deception, as was recently previously successfully carried out upon the retro videogaming and Pokémon trading card hobbies by the exact same perpetrators. We have nothing but scorn for this, but this time the perpetrators are two of the most popular influencers in the world staging a disagreement in order to drum up interest for yet another worked contest. They’re correctly banking on the fact that anime and manga fans by and large aren’t paying attention to the fact that they both literally just collaborated on a storyline that culminated in a match at Wrestlemania that aired on ESPN. This is their next one. Any so-called news media which fails to point out the obvious grifting here–as they already have failed to do for the same grift done for retro videogames and trading cards–is in active dereliction of their duty.

Under no circumstances must this cancer spread. Yeah, the reason “only 1 higher graded” is because only one other person has been that stupid. Also, unlike trading cards there is no agreed-upon quality grading standard; it’s whatever the grading company–the only true guaranteed profiteer–decides.

Finally, we go over some initial early impressions of the current anime season, which as of the time we recorded this was only just beginning and so there remain several noteworthy titles that we just hadn’t quite gotten around to watching. This culminates in yet another airing of grievances, this time with regards to a collected group of terminally online hyper-puritans we refer to as “antis.” Perhaps you’ve encountered them at some point.

Review: All You Need Is Kill (58:03 – 1:49:26)
Gerald reviews this recently-released theatrical film from Studio 4°C, which is a rare instance of a 3DCG animated film that he is NOT thoroughly repulsed by! It’s an adaptation of the 2004 light novel by the same name, which was previously also adapted quite faithfully into a really great manga. But much like the Tom Cruise/Emily Blunt movie [Live Die Repeat] Edge of Tomorrow, the story here isn’t quite the same as the book/manga. Clocking in at around 80 minutes of story time compared to the 105 minutes of the Hollywood film or the 230 pages of the light novel/17 chapters of the manga, this is a much more streamlined take on the concept, but it also features a visual aesthetic that is extremely different from all of the other versions made to date. The film is currently only legally available to watch as a VOD on Amazon Prime, but since GKIDS handled the theatrical release a Shout! Factory home video will be coming out later this year at some point. You can preorder it here, bearing in mind the current release date is a placeholder value.

Live. Die. Repeat.
And repeat. The film’s character designs are not really conventional for anime, but then neither is most of what Studio 4°C does.
Three GPUs, Keiji? You doing sudoku for fake Internet Monopoly money? You generating AI slop? No wonder the aliens kill all humans on sight.
Speaking of the aliens, they’re pretty cool looking. Every adaptation’s design is quite distinct from one another’s.
A portent of the future? Maybe Daryl ought to get a diagnostic ultrasound…