Anime World Order Show # 253 – I Look In the Mirror, Pork Cutlet Looks Back At Me

Clarissa reviews the hottest anime of the year! The year 2016, that is. YURI!!! on ICE isn’t as rude as the hockey player dudes of today, but men’s figure skaters can have their own heated rivalry! Or maybe they’re an extended series of “Russian taunts.”

Introduction (0:00 – 43:07)
The Crunchyroll Anime Awards just concluded, and this year it’s not just us wondering what the deal is. Even the Japanese language edition of Wired (archived here should that be paywalled) is doing articles pontificating on how weird it is that an awards for anime with no Japanese judges and no Japanese users (because Crunchyroll is geoblocked from being accessed within Japan) elects to hold their awards show in Japan while not targeting Japanese audiences.

There were multiple theatrical anime showings at the movie theaters lately. We all missed out on seeing Visionary Director Creator Shoji Kawamori’s latest film, Labyrinth, since apparently it contains zero dance magic and is entirely about how you kids need to put down that cell phone. But Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway: The Sorcery of Nymph Circe has proven something of a litmus test within the Gundam fanbase overall, due to its lack of emphasis on mecha action in favor of a protagonist trying desperately not to be horny on main like the mind’s eye versions of his heroes. Hopefully we needn’t wait another five years before JUSTICE FOR CHAN IS SERVED. For now, the highlights of Bandai’s financial statements for the fiscal year is showing that Mobile Suit Gundam is bringing more money to them than Dragon Ball, Naruto, and One Piece. Sure, that’s just Bandai’s cut rather than the overall take, but anybody trying to tell you that GQuuuuuuX or Witch From Mercury were somehow financially unsuccessful should be blocked and unsubscribed for either lying like hell or being outlandishly wrong.

17:41: We continue to notice oddities with the Crunchyroll Store, and haven’t been the only ones. We read an email from a former Crunchyroll employee–we checked, it’s real–which more or less confirms everything we’ve been speculating and then some. Something tells us we ought to do an interview about this.

We wrap up things by talking up the revamped and expanding MediaOCD store before hating some more on the speculative market vultures who so far haven’t proven successful at doing to English-translated anime and manga what they did to used videogames, trading cards, and American comicbooks.

Review: YURI!!! on ICE (43:07 – 1:35:20)
Clarissa met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and tribal tattoo-trunked legs of stone
Stand in the blizzard. Near them, on the ice,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose grin,
And winked single eye, and sneer of pure hetero command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The finger-gunned hands that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the medal pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Jean-Jacques Leroy, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Yes, I was born to make history!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level zamboni’ed ice stretches far away.

In other words, we regret to inform everybody that it’s been a full decade now since this series from director Sayo Yamamoto took the globe by storm, igniting a fandom so large it broke containment from the usual anime otaku circles. The most unexpected of unexpected hits, it resulted in Sayo Yamamoto never directing a full anime series ever again; the formal announcement that the planned theatrical film sequel was canceled was only made last year. Although as of this writing it remains readily available via streaming, given all that’s going on you might want to consider buying the series on home video while it’s still readily available (the Limited Edition is long out of print).

[extremely Stormer from Jem and the Holograms voice] But Yuri, you’re still among the absolute best in the world!
But Yuri’s got a point. Even at the elite final level, nobody remembers the guy who came in 6th place out of 6.
Claims that the title is misleading due to a lack of lesbians are absurd! But look! See? There’s Yuri and he’s on the ice.
Yuri Plisetsky is another, more different, Yuri. Victor randomly decides to call him “Yurio” to distinguish him from pig katsudon Yuri.
[extremely Fight Club narrator voice] This is my HOUSE. What are you DOING in my HOUSE?! Victor and Marla may have something in common, I suppose…

Anime World Order Show # 213 – The Gang Doubles Down on Spreading Misinformation About Yoshiyuki Tomino

Because we just don’t have enough randos blaming us singlehandedly for American anime fandom’s ignorance, we’ve decided to talk about the theatrical film Mobile Suit Gundam: Cucuruz Doan’s Island, a remake of the “lost episode” of the original Mobile Suit Gundam series.

Intro (0:00 – 49:55)
The gauntlet of quality that is the current anime season is upon us, and we spend the first half of the intro simply running down what we’re currently watching. For once, only a very small amount of it is not from what’s ongoing as of this recording. Daryl and Gerald will be attending Anime Weekend Atlanta 2022 this week. Gerald has two 18+ offerings: Hentai of the 80s and 90s at 12:30 AM Thursday (technically it’s Friday but schedule wise that’s considered “Thursday night”), and then Anime in Non-Anime at midnight Friday. Then on Sunday at 12:45 PM, Daryl has the all-ages Thirty Years Ago: Anime in 1992.

For the second half of the intro, we talk about a topic that’s coming up more and more frequently now that the multi-billion dollar corporations own more and more of the US anime industry: the issue of worker pay (and the lack thereof). While most visible with regards to voice actors, this is widespread throughout which leads to the question: who’s seeing the benefits of anime’s elevated prominence, anyway?

Promo: Right Stuf Anime (49:55 – 52:43)
With Halloween upon us, this week is the time that Junji Ito hardcover manga editions are on sale. But that’s not all; you can also the um, not at all spooky Yotsuba&! at a solid discount, and with Tatami Time Machine Blues about to be released stateside on Disney+, the current sale for The Night is Short, Walk On Girl is timely indeed. You know what else is timely, considering this review? The fact that all of the Mobile Suit Gundam: The Origin manga is back in print!

Review: Mobile Suit Gundam: Cucuruz Doan’s Island (52:43 – 2:08:07)

There I was, holed up on this island, when the Zeon came nosing around. They was gettin’ closer, CLOSER! “And?” I threw a ROCK at him! …it was a big rock…

Just as Umberto Eco noted that a common feature among fascists is that “by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak,” so too is the Anime World Order podcast a thing listened to by nobody hosted by nobodies whose articles are read by nobody yet simultaneously somehow responsible for the bad rep of Yoshiyuki Tomino among the English-speaking anime fanbase. (We prefer to think it was widespread availability of the cartoons that did that one.) So it goes that despite the fact that multiple entire podcasts dedicated to Mobile Suit Gundam exist, we give our own account of what may very well be the final film of Yoshikazu “YAS” Yasuhiko: a lavish, movie-length retelling of episode 15 of the first Mobile Suit Gundam TV series (which to this day is not legally available to view in the United States by personal request of Yoshiyuki Tomino), only this time it’s done without Tomino’s involvement and YAS isn’t hospitalized from overwork. We actually don’t start talking about the movie itself until 1:28:14 because we need to spend about 40 minutes on slander.

Meme-ified images from episode 15 are all over the Internet, particularly Thinzaku here.
Here’s how Doan’s Zaku looks in the movie. [guy who has only ever seen Armored Trooper VOTOMS] Getting a lot of Armored Trooper VOTOMS vibes from this
No off-model robots here; now any proportional changes are by design!
No amount of jank can prevent soft boy Amuro from shining through
One of many instances of “show, don’t tell.” We know, in this modern light novel-infused era, such a practice is frowned upon. NOT BY US, THOUGH.