The hentai hoedown that is Show 69 continues, with our special guest Zero-chan from Japanator. Gerald reviews Cream Lemon and Daryl doesn’t review Wicked City so much as synopsize it scene by scene so you don’t have to see it. Psst: see it.
Watch this space for special pictures. Work-safe ones, even. Maybe.
Review: Cream Lemon (0:00 – 32:21)
Gerald takes it upon himself to review this decades-long, massive anthology of monster-creating insanity that gave rise to Project A-Ko. Since each part of Cream Lemon is its own separate story and fits into its own genre, the decision is made to only talk about some of the better entries in the series. Somehow while discussing the finer details of it all, we end up making allusions to Firefly as well as jars containing the tears of neglected children. Also, angel’s blood. And Transformers. Can’t forget those.
“Review”: Wicked City (32:21 – 1:23:12)
Look at the running time of that segment. You could just actually go and watch Wicked City in that amount of time, but then you run the risk of someone walking in and seeing you watching it. You can’t possibly pretend you’re not watching Wicked City, but with this audio review, you can act like you’re listening to something respectable! In keeping with the previous review of Demon City Shinjuku, a scene by scene breakdown ensues. Normally this sort of thing would be edited down. NOT THIS TIME. Total number of FALCON PUNCH-es thrown in this anime: three.
Part 3 featuring Clarissa’s doujinshi primer is already edited and ready to go, but we’ll let you all contemplate the grim nature of this part for a few days first before springing that one on you.